things you should totes not view as positive portrayals of love/romance:
- the great gatsby
- romeo & juliet
- the phantom of the opera
- Fifty Shades of Grey
- kill your darlings
"Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins."
stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love
This is the most important thing I have ever read.
loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee
*gets gay married during the purge*
Funny, but sad.